Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Dr. Lucky's Creative Electrolysis



When your Flickr account dries up, your pants can't get any tighter, and your tattoos are blending into the skinscape of greater Williamsburg, it's time to up the ante.

For the discerning expressionist seeking more than a mid 90s goatee or the Iron-and-Wine Beard, Dr. Lucky has a solution.

Our patented creative electrolysis process combines facial hair destruction and total-body-hair transplant to create a hair pattern uniquely yours.

A bottom-lip mustache? No problem. Vertical tear-trail beard? In less than an hour.

Our only boundary is your imagination!

Call for a free cancelltation: 1-900-MAN-FACE.

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