I'm tired of ATMs only offering me my monies in denominations of twenty

A change of pace from the tried and tired ATMs of yesteryear. Our latest model dispenses client's money in haphazard, mixed change denominations. Each ATM is equipped with a rotating red light, siren, and metal catchment...designed to turn typical transactions into a rewarding occasion.

"Dust off those cargo pants! Transactions begin as low as $20."