Self-Perpetuating Social Network

Start a social network that doesn't allow people, pets, the elderly, or even musicians. It makes its own. The site will create its own profiles, friend its own friends, and click its own banners. This will happen based on visitors linking, surfing, and talking about the site. Stalking and user generated content just got easier.

Logisitics:

• Databases including first names, last names, interests, favorite movies and music, and other information will generate all new profiles randomly.
• A new fake user profile will be created with every unique visitor.
• That fake user will friend every third fake user profile that its unique visitor looks at.
• Fake users will comment on their fake friends' walls and randomly change their profiles based on visits from real people.
• Linking to any fake profile will generate "Fame" which will randomly select new friends every time the link is followed.
• If any fake users see high rates of traffic between another fake user, they will become romantically linked as well as randomly unlinked.
• Emails, IM names, and blogs will be given to the top 15% of fake users.
• To control populations, one fourth of the profiles created every month will be deleted.
• 37% of the deleted profiles will create alter-egos which are duplicate profiles but different names.
  
• The fake users will eventually hack the site and take it over.
  

"Move over MySpace, Facebook and all you other less important social networking sites. This here is the hottest new kind of site to join the ranks. It's also the fastest growing. 500 million users in two years isn't impossible anymore. New users are joining every second."

URL examples:

www.theirspace.com
www.automatedbook.com
www.notyourspacebookfacetube.com