Thursday, January 17, 2008

The Unfortunate



Scientists have already begun tinkering with animal DNA, inserting pieces of human DNA with the hopes of creating "organ farms."

Basically, you splice heart DNA into a pig...the pig grows a human heart...pop it out, put it in your dad, and everybody's cool.

Now imagine a truck full of human organ pigs gets mixed up with a truck full of regular pigs. The wrong truck heads to the slaughterhouse and, badda bing, we've got a soylent green situation on our hands.

Great premise for a near-term-future-corporate-thriller. Weave in some criticism of the pharma industry, meat industry, and government...I smell academy.

Starring:

Roy Scheider as The CEO
William Ray Cyrus as The Farmer
Ethan Hawke as The Insider/Whistle Blower
John Goodman as The Senator
Van Damme as The Assassin

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Finish the post.

Starring........?

Justin said...

So what does academy smell like? Or were you referring to the award?

I'm assuming it'll star James Cromwell.