Introducing the American Expense Black Hole Card. The first card designed specifically for balance transfers.
Why bother paying off the tens of thousands in credit debt you've accumulated? After all, you were never one to live within your means. Simply transfer the balance of your 11 other credit cards to your Black Hole Card, and go mindlessly about your exaggerated and financially dishonest lifestyle.
Call now or visit our website: www.nowitsallofamericascreditcrisis.com
*0% APR financing expires upon enrollment. May lead to complete, international economic destruction. All rights reserved.
1 comment:
damn it. i wanted a black hole card. but when i try the link it says server not found.
pretty douchie.
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